What To Eat When It's Midnight And There’s Only Ketchup In The Fridge
You might risk acid reflux, but at least you won’t go to bed hungry.
We’ve all been there… One minute you’re in bed, the next you’re marching to the beat of your own drum on your way to the kitchen for a last-minute midnight meal. Yet you’re suddenly faced with a harrowing truth: your fridge is depressingly empty—save for that one ketchup bottle you keep forgetting to throw away and the pot of two-day-old bamya you’d rather die than revisit.
What’s there to do then? Well, the answer is quite clear. You get out your phone and start ordering. But isn’t it too late? You might ask. Well, darling, we live in a simulation, and calories are a social construct.
So without further ado, here’s what to eat…
When You’re Craving a Tried & Tested Midnight ‘Snack’...
When You Decide to Ignore The Recommended Daily Caloric Intake…
When You’re Pulling an All Nighter and Time Isn’t Real Anymore…
When You’re Not Really Hungry But Still Crave Something Sweet…
When You’re in a Pizza and Gilmore Girls Kind of Mood…
When You Realise You Haven’t Eaten All Day…
When You’ve Finally Accepted That We Live in a Simulation…
When You’re Feeling a Little Nostalgic…
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