This Beauty Clinic Is Giving Egypt's National Team Wives 50% Off

If your husband happens to be a highly decorated footballer who plays for the Egyptian national team and was, in the eyes of the entire world, spectacularly deprived of victory by Lionel Messi, his supporting cast of part-time wrestlers and what many are convinced was an extremely accommodating French referee, congratulations. You are now among perhaps 10 women in Egypt eligible for 50 percent off beauty treatments and procedures at Dr. Mona Sabaa’s clinics. Exactly which bits can be injected, lifted, tightened, dissolved or otherwise persuaded into a more optimistic arrangement remains something of a mystery, as does the small matter of when this heartbreak discount expires. There is, unfortunately, no indication whether emotional damage is redeemable in installments.