WATCH: Viral Creator Ben Jenkins Takes the CairoScene Citizenship Test

The city’s most obscure fluke celebrity, Ben Jenkins, has agreed - slash was forced - to prove his loyalty to Egypt.

The American creator went viral after revealing he had “accidentally moved to Egypt” because his child (dog), Croissant, can’t return to the US until he turns six months old.

For reasons we still cannot explain, the saga blew up online, so naturally we had to meet Ben and Croissant ourselves. We assessed their Egypt experience and determined whether they deserve to stay… even though, technically, they had no choice.