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Foods That Missed Out on the 2025 Ramadan Pistachio Revolution

Somehow, these foods stayed pistachio-free while the rest of Egypt went green.

Farah Awadallah

Foods That Missed Out on the 2025 Ramadan Pistachio Revolution

We’re not sure who declared 2025 the Year of the Pistachio—but here we are. Egypt’s dessert scene took one look at those little green nuts and hit the gas, plastering them on anything even vaguely edible. Pistachio crepes? Obviously. Pistachio kunafa? A classic. Pistachio-stuffed mochi? You get the idea.

Then it got weird. Pistachios started showing up where they clearly weren’t invited. At one point, we’re pretty sure we saw pistachio foul medames. We became a nation gripped by green nut fever, and we still don’t know if we’re proud or just slightly disturbed.

Before long, pistachio became more than a flavour—it became a flex. If your Ramadan table didn’t feature at least one dessert that was 60% pistachio, were you even celebrating? Still, amid the powdered sugar and pistachio paste, a quiet rebellion brewed. Dishes that refused the drizzle. Desserts that held their ground. The ones that looked pistachio dead in the shell and said, “Not today.”

But here’s the twist—some of those dishes? Might’ve actually needed it. So we made a list. A tribute to the foods that dodged the pistachio wave... and a few that probably shouldn’t have.

Sambousak

Let’s be honest—sambousak doesn’t need the extra attention. It’s already golden, crispy, and perfectly stuffed with everything from spiced meat to gooey cheese. But what if we threw in a pistachio crunch? Revolutionary or criminal? We’re not sure. But we’d try it. For the drama.

Hummus

Hummus is the humble king of the mezze table—creamy, garlicky, reliable. But what if we swapped the pine nuts for crushed pistachios? We’ve already done enough damage to chickpeas this year, so at this point, what’s one more betrayal?

Molokhia

Molokhia is sacred. We know this. But some part of us—the part that shops limited edition collabs—is wondering what pistachio-topped molokhia would taste like. It’s giving “baladi dress with Yeezys,” and we’re not saying yes… but we’re not saying no.

Sushi

Sushi has already embraced mango, crispy onions, even flaming hot sauces. A light pistachio dusting? A creamy pistachio centre? We might be crossing international lines here—but it could slap. Respectfully.

Koshary

Hear us out: koshary, but with pistachios. Think of it as the boujee cousin of the fried onion topping. Crunchy, green, a little extra. Koshary, but she drinks matcha now.

Feseekh

Yes, feseekh is already doing the most. Salty, punchy, unapologetic. But what if we softened the blow with roasted pistachios? It’s giving chaos with a side of elegance. We’re intrigued. Cautiously.

Ta’meya

Pistachio foul exists, so why not bring ta’meya into the fold? It’s already crispy and nutty. Add pistachios, and you’ve taken the crunch factor—and the flavour game—up a notch.

Fatta

Fatta is loud. Bread, rice, meat, vinegar, garlic—everything all at once. So why not go one step further and give it a pistachio glow-up? Imagine your grandmother’s reaction. Worth it.

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